SIMPLE HUMOR

I'm in the process of "cleaning out" old emails from my hotmail account and found this email that Ashley Sanders, my Peruvian traveling buddy, sent to me in 2001. Eight years later, i'm still amused:

WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN'T REAL BRIGHT?

"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy"